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ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	169397	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9220	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	2984	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	7988	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.timerise.fun

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Towns Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5898	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!