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Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	4292	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Star Shards Collected:	57	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Potions Brewed:	48
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	820
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

dream analysis, dream cycles, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbols, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, recurring dream, recurring memories, recurring nightmares, recurring patterns, recurring themes, recurring visions, RecurringDreams, sleep patterns, subconscious

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4600
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

MineCraftFaveYTuber

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401

Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

No Bone Boner Land

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	653
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

Leukemia Slayer’s Fun Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SINGLE-CELL CAR T ATLAS THAT REVEALS TYPE 2 FUNCTION IN 8-YEAR LEUKAEMIA REMISSION. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT LEUKAEMIA-BUSTING CELLS IN OUR WORLD, SO YOU BETTER JOIN BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET ‘EM.

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!

Pythia MC

1.20 combat system, Cheater-Free Experience, competitive play, Cracked Support, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Fisher, Geopolitical, miner, Player Classes, Player opinion, proximity voice chat, PvP, pythia, Roleplay, Runner, Screensharing team, Siegewar, Simple Introduction, Special Crates, Towny, unique experience

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Votes:	3992	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5523	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Pythia is a Towny Geopolitical server using the modern 1.20 combat system, featuring a 1:750 Earth map. We aim to provide a completely bug-free and smooth gameplay experience, with the players’ opinions being the most valuable aspect of our server. We have tons of special features, including:

Cracked Support: We ensure that everyone can play and enjoy the Towny experience. Competitive Play: Whether you want to build in peace or seek competition and PvP, this is the place for you! Enjoy a smooth, bug-free SiegeWar experience. Proximity Voice Chat: Talk with everyone around you using proximity voice chat. Special Player Classes: Make the grinding experience more enjoyable by choosing from classes like Fisher, Runner, and Miner. Simple Introduction: Newcomers can easily learn the basics of Towny with our simple introduction. Cheater-Free Experience: Our screensharing team ensures that nobody cheats on the server. Special Crates: Only the strongest players get to keep them.

Join Pythia and enjoy a unique Towny experience where your opinion matters most!

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