Unrealistic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Unrealistic SMP: Vanilla Survival Comedy Edition 1.20+ with Fantasy, Crates, Ranks, Quests & Chat Games!

Ranks, APPEAL, Events, Cosmetics, Survival
The Real SMP Minecraft Server
Features: Homes and Warps, Community Spawn, Player Cosmetics, Chat-games, Events

Rules:

No inappropriate language

No cheating
For more information, visit the official website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join The Real SMP Minecraft Server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, the server has rules regarding language and cheating. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Q: Can I appeal if I get banned from the server?

A: Yes, you can appeal any bans by visiting the appeal page on the official website.

Q: Are there any social media channels for The Real SMP?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord Server here and visit the website here.
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Magic Sex Ed Fail

young adult, sexual education, sex, Contraception, Students

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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PixelatedPitfalls

unrealistic, talent, Reality, portrayal, perseverance

Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

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Movie Magic Minecraft Server

FANTASY, Cinematic, Fiction, romance, Server

Do you ever watch movies and wonder why you never see people riding dragons or fighting off zombies in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us for epic battles against hordes of creepers, build your own castle to protect yourself from the impending dragon invasion, and even team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon. So why settle for boring real life when you can experience all the excitement and adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyBootyCraft

UNCOMFORTABLE, BlockyBootyCraft, fetish, unrealistic, turn off

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Diamonds & Disappointments

Intimacy, porn, Expectation, unrealistic, body image

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

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Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Minecraft, societal expectations, love, slice of life, romance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

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Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

amazed, MindBoggling, UNIMAGINABLE, Astounding, Edition

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

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LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

unrealistic, gtYou, dreams, #neverhave, Wishes

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

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MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

deku, criticism, retcon, permanent injuries, hard hits

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

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