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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 398 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5154 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5405 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2207 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
