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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2584 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7739 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!
Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.
Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?
