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Crafty Booty Adventures: No More Negro Asscreed Characters Allowed!

Adventures, Allowed, AssCreed, Backlash, bad, black protagonist, BOOTY, Character, Characters, controversial, Crafty, criticism, Diversity, Gaming, historical fiction, NEGATIVE, negro, opinion, Race, representation, series, social media, stop posting, unpopular, video game

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Tired of boring old games like “negro asscreed”? Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content!

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with all the cake you can eat.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about boring old games again. Plus, we have a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin!

Crafty Neocon Empire: Minecraft Madness

American politics, challenge, control, Crafty, democrats, DOMINANCE, Empire, grip on power, influence, Iraq War, madness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Neocon, Neocons, opposition, POL, policies, political landscape, political strategy, power, republican party, resurgence, trump, unpopular

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Emeralds Found:	6242	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of being dominated by the neocons in real life politics? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the neocons have been banished to the Nether realm! Join us and help build a world where their power is non-existent and where you can finally breathe easy without their influence.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the clutches of the neocons. We have created a utopia where their policies are nothing but a distant memory. Join us and help us maintain this peaceful paradise, free from their oppressive rule.

But beware, the neocons are always lurking, trying to find a way back into our world. Will you join us in the fight to keep them at bay? Or will you succumb to their power and become just another pawn in their political game?

Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the resistance against the neocons! Together, we can build a better world, one block at a time.

Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

2011, Adventure, Appearance, attractiveness, Celebrity, criticism, Epic, least attractive, media scrutiny, Minecraft, physical appearance, public opinion, public perception, Steves, Ugly, unappealing, unappealing features, Unattractive, unattractive celebrities, unattractive men, unflattering, unpopular, unsexiest men, Voting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Animals Bred:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst themes make you a top guy in Minecraft!

Character, controversial, Crafty, creative decisions, CREEPERS, criticism, dislike, Entertainment, entrance, fan reaction, guy, Minecraft, Music, opinion, Overrated, Path, Performer, talent, Themes, Top, top guy, unpopular, WORST, worst ever, worst theme, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	7844
Ores Mined:	5053	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST theme for a top guy ever in your path! Why join, you ask? Because our server is so chaotic and insane that you’ll never know what to expect next!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant top guy comes crashing down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your world. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down this top guy and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From explosive sheep races to skydiving off of giant mushrooms, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the top guy in this topsy-turvy world!

Crafty Creeper Chaos Co.

Anime, bland, Boring, Chaos, Crafty, creeper, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, dull, lackluster, low quality., Megaton-kyuu Musashi, negative feedback, Overlooked, poor reception, Thread, Trash, unappealing, unexciting, unimpressive, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unpopular

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	95
Star Shards Collected:	184	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring, trashy Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pet dragon to fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to epic battles and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

melonanarchy

Anarchy, anarchy servers, Anarchyserver, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Cheating, Community, Cozy, gaming experience, Griefing, Inclusivity, INTIMATE, melonanarchy, Minecraft, MODERN, newcomers, outdated versions, Server, Small, Spawn, Survival, unmoderated environment, unpopular, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft anarchy servers often suffer from outdated Minecraft versions and a challenging environment for newcomers due to rampant griefing and cheating, particularly around spawn areas. melonanarchy seeks to address these issues by establishing a well-designed spawn with a radius of approximately 50 blocks. This ensures that players cannot easily grief the spawn or accidentally fall into endless voids created by cheaters, providing a more welcoming experience for new players.

Although melonanarchy does not prohibit cheating and maintains a mostly unmoderated environment, its primary goal is to foster enjoyment, inclusivity, and a cozy, welcoming community. By allowing players to connect using modern Minecraft versions and remaining relatively small and unpopular, the server aims to create a more intimate and friendly gaming experience for its members.

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Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!

ANNOYING, Boring, Complain, complaining, controversial, criticism, critique, Entertainment, Event, FAGGOT, IRRITATING, judgmental, Main, Minecraft, Music, Nasally, nonsense, opinion, Personality, perspective, Podcast, pretentious, rant, Server, unpopular, VOICE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	2254
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Emeralds Found:	7214	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	5658	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HateCraft Server: Selling out like a pro #notsorry #minecraftlife #whyamIplayingthis #gamerprobs

#minecraftlife, anger, Disappointment, disappointment in trends, disapproval, emotions, Frustration, Game, gamerprobs, Gaming, hate, HateCraft, low sales, market, mfw, negative feelings, notsorry, Passion, Poorly.., PRO, public reception, SELLING, Server, unpopular, unpopular opinion, video games, whyamIplayingthis

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of playing boring, lame games that everyone else loves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the mainstream madness! Our server is so unpopular, it’s practically a hidden gem waiting for you to discover.

Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.

And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?

So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!

AdblockCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, ad blocker bypass, ad blocking software, ad blocking technology, ad revenue, AdblockCraft, adblocker, advertising, content creators, Digital Marketing, Minecraft, online advertising, online video, Server, video ads, Video Platform, video streaming, Youtube ad policies, youtube ads, YouTube Algorithm, youtube monetization, Youtube revenue, YouTube updates

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of Youtube constantly trying to sneak past your adblocker? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so ad-free, you won’t even remember what an ad looks like. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come join us and escape the clutches of Youtube’s sneaky ads – you won’t regret it!

FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP

break time, collaboration, Competitive Gaming, fps collab, FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP, Friends, Gaming, gaming buddies, Gaming Community, gaming partners, Hiatus, homos, multiplayer, Ojou-sama, online gaming, Sasuga, Shooting games, strategy, takes a two month break, teamwork, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: one time, our players decided to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area because why not? And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama race through a maze filled with exploding chickens. It was a disaster, but oh so hilarious.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and players who don’t hold back. It’s a bloodbath, but in the most entertaining way possible.

So come join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Disrespect, Divorce, Effort, emotional labor, family, HangryCraft, household dynamics, hurtful comments, husband, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Value

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2649

Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful husbands and their jealous kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own culinary empire! Our server is filled with delicious food mods and cooking competitions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

Join us and leave behind the days of bland meals and hurtful comments. Cook for yourself and your virtual friends who will appreciate your culinary skills like never before. And hey, if your husband tries to join the server, you can always ban him for being a food critic!

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and cook up a storm in a world where your efforts are truly appreciated. Who needs a husband when you have a virtual kitchen waiting for your gourmet creations?

HolyCraft DramaQueens

aita, church community, church conflict, church drama, church event, church leadership, church office, church organizer, church politics, church volunteerism, Confrontation, daughter-in-law, DÍL, DramaQueens, friendship bracelets, Holycraft, inclusion, sack lunch ministry, Seniors, tie dye, unchristian behavior, volunteer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	8239
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes everyone, even if they’re not technically “family”? Look no further than our server, where we believe everyone is part of the blocky family!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We don’t discriminate against anyone, whether you’re a dad, a mom, a daughter, or even a distant cousin twice removed. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun!

And if anyone tries to start drama like Cathy did, don’t worry – we have a whole squad of players ready to shut them down and make sure everyone feels included. We even have a special “un-Christian behavior” rule, just to keep things extra friendly.

So come on over to our server and let’s build some friendships – and maybe a few epic castles too! Remember, in our world, everyone belongs – even if they’re just a blocky in-law.

ScentSavvy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3939
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of smelling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and experience the best smell ever – the scent of victory! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist coming over for a whiff. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are infused with the fragrance of freshly baked cookies. So if you want to smell like a winner (literally), join us now!

CraftyEntrepreneur

Achieving success, business development, Business growth, business mindset, business ownership, business planning, Business strategies, Business Success, CraftyEntrepreneur, determination, entrepreneurial challenges, Entrepreneurial Journey., entrepreneurial skills, Entrepreneurship, hard work, passion for business, perseverance, self-employment, small business owner, starting a business, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8344	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to make a few diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to become a successful entrepreneur in the virtual world!

Join our server and you’ll be able to start your own virtual business selling pixelated potions, enchanted pickaxes, and even virtual real estate! But be warned, the competition is fierce and you’ll have to outsmart, outwit, and outplay your fellow players if you want to make it to the top.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of insane events and challenges to keep you on your toes. From battling giant creepers to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!

ParisCraft – Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Disinformation, extremist, fake news, false information, France, hoax, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, olympic games, Palestinian militant, Paris, ParisCraft, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Terrorism, threat, Video, viral

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

so, liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier shenanigans than that fake video of a palestinian dude threathening france at the olympics. we got russian hackers making fake news look like child’s play.

join us and u can build a giant statue of a potato riding a llama while battling flying squids with laser beams. trust me, it’s totally legit.

plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of minecraft madness and let’s have a blast together!

KimJongCraftHackers

American, Conspiracy, criminal charges, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, data breach, Espionage, Hack, hacking scheme, health care providers, healthcare industry, indictment, international espionage, KimJongCraftHackers, military intelligence, North Korea, North Korean government

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magic Items Found:	7078
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

join our minecraft server and become a part of the most epic battle between North Korea’s military intelligence agencies and American health care providers!

build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the hackers, or team up with the health care providers to fight back against the cyber attacks!

with custom weapons like exploding syringes and hacker-proof armor, you’ll never be bored on this server. plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RetireCraft: Born Ready

animal kingdom, Animals, Born, dreams, early retirement, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Future, goals, humans, life cycle, Long-term goals, MONEY, Nature, Planning, Ready, RetireCraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement savings, SAVING, wealth, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom

CannaCraft: Anxiety-Free Withdrawal

alcohol withdrawal, anxiety, AnxietyFree, cannabinoid, CannaCraft, CBD, determining, effects, Explore, Light, long tail tags, Management, Mice, Mix, new, Potential, research, sheds light, study, Thc, Use, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Votes:	8448	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

lol, so like, imagine u in minecraft, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle, but then u start feeling anxious cuz u ran outta beer in ur inventory. but wait, what if u could use cannabinoids like CBD and THC to chill u out during alcohol withdrawal?

join our server and explore the magical world where u can mix CBD and THC to manage ur anxiety like a pro. our mice have done the research and it’s all legit, bro. u won’t find a more chill server out there, trust me.

so come on, join us and let’s get high on life (and maybe a little bit of THC) together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.