Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!
Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
On our server, you won’t be pulled out of art classes or denied opportunities just because someone else can’t have them. Achieve greatness without the drama of family members crying and accusing you of being selfish for wanting to better yourself.
Don’t let anyone hold you back from reaching your full potential, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs family loyalty when you can have diamonds and epic builds instead? Join now and build your future without the guilt trips!
Join our server and experience the thrill of living out your wildest movie fantasies in blocky form. Who needs Hollywood when you can create your own epic adventures right here? So come on, grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic Minecraft experience like no other!
we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to discover. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere. only the bravest players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize: a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.
so come join us on our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible and great grandmothers are the key to success. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Overview |
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| We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server). The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. Everything on the map was built and farmed in survival. |
| Map: https://map.server26.net/ |
| Discord: https://server26.net/discord |
| Gameplay |
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| This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as piston bolts or blue ice highways. The spawn city is protected. Areas there are released for community builds. Megabases welcome. Leave for months, pick right up where you left. |
| Specs & Plugins |
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| Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. For land claiming we use GriefPrevention, which lets you protect areas you selected with a golden shovel. Additionally, we have some datapacks and tweaks like Ghasts don’t break blocks, craftable Enchanted Golden Apples, and more. |
Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.
No, there are no donation perks or advantages. You cannot buy “power” for real money on this server.
Yes, player trading via signs is allowed. There are no admin shops on the server.
No, there are no warps or /tpa commands available. Players have to walk or set up infrastructure for travel.
No, the world will never reset on the server. Players can focus on long term projects without worrying about losing progress.
Yes, players can protect their areas using the GriefPrevention plugin with a golden shovel to claim and protect their builds.
Yes, there is a close-knit community on the server with events, help from staff and other players, and a Hermitcraft-like shop area for trading.
The server rules can be found at https://server26.net/rules. TL;DR: Be reasonable and don’t be a dick.
But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a leaderboard of the top indie vtubers, including the infamous Filian with a whopping 6,668 viewers. And don’t forget about our non-English stars like KSPKSP and Kamito_JP bringing the heat in Chinese and Japanese.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), Twitch clips galore, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep track of all your favorite virtual idols’ special days. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right, DUCKS!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of indie vtubers on our Minecraft server and prepare for a journey like no other. Previous Thread: >>78696042 (Disclaimer: Ducks not included in actual gameplay)