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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	2147
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Potions Brewed:	96
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crops Grown:	7052	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	114	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Villages Defended:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

abhorrent, abominable, detestable, Disgusting, Foul, gross, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach churning, unappetizing, unsavory, Vile, YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4218	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

air traffic control, Airport, airport disruption, airport operations, airport safety, airspace violation, aviation security, Chaos, disrupts flights, drone attack, drone incident, drone incident investigation, drone regulations, drone technology, drone threat, emergency response, Flight Cancellations, flight delays, Moscow news, Moscow Oblast, MoscowCraft, three airports, travel disruption

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

blockbusters, Effectiveness, futility, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, Prevention, preventive actions, preventive measures effectiveness, preventive measures futility, preventive solutions, preventive strategies, proactive measures, redundancy, risk management, risk mitigation, risk prevention, risk prevention strategies, security measures, solution, useless

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ores Mined:	1625
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!