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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7036 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4752 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
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