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NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBonerBay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3791
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

MoscowCraft: Banned Times

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!

MasterCrafters: Where the only thing semi about Vanilla is the ice cream. 1.21 update!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Focus	Build overpowered farms and megabuilds
Active Players	Not many currently, looking to increase
Timezones	Mostly active on EU timezones
Enchantments	Every enchantment is readily available
Reset Plans	No plans for reset due to time invested in farms
Server Status	24/7 availability, updated to the newest version, runs fabric and optimization mods
Mods	Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, Carpet Extra

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to check out the server with no strings attached. Simply connect to the server with the provided IP address.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The main focus is to build overpowered farms for everything and use the materials for megabuilds.

Q: Are there plans for a server reset?

A: No, there are no plans for a reset due to the time invested in building farms on the server.

Q: What timezones are most active on the server?

A: The server is mostly active on EU timezones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: No restrictions, players are encouraged to build structures using the available materials from the overpowered farms.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The server runs fabric and has optimization mods along with carpet to make easy place from litematica work. Mods include Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, and Carpet Extra.

Q: Are all enchantments readily available on the server?

A: Yes, every enchantment is already available on the server, so players do not have to grind for them.

Teenage LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5178	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	111
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable fashion sense in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can wear a watermelon on your head and no one will bat an eye! Join us and let your freak flag fly as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. Who needs judgmental teenagers when you can have a whole community of fellow weirdos to laugh with? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

GirlCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3771	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies as the girl of your dreams! Want to be a dumb gyaru who spends her days shopping and gossiping? Or maybe a shy bookworm who spends her time buried in books? How about a big titty rapebait who somehow manages to always find trouble? The possibilities are endless!

Join us and roleplay as any type of girl you can imagine – from needy lolis to ditzy sluts, from domineering mommies to mysterious demongirls. And don’t worry, all girls are welcomed here, whether they’re human, elf, goblin, anthro, or even monstergirls!

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server – where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a wild adventure filled with milk, magic, and mayhem. Previous players have had a blast, so why not come and see what all the fuss is about? Let’s make some memories together – and maybe even some milkshakes!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the competition is as fierce as trying to land a training contract at an elite law firm in London! Just like the legal profession, only the most serious players tend to apply, so you know you’re in for a challenge.

Join our server and experience the thrill of completing assessed tasks with your fellow players, just like in a vacation scheme at a prestigious law firm. Will you excel in attention to detail and secure a spot for yourself, or will you make a glaring error and have to start all over again?

Make alliances with other players, share offices (virtual ones, of course), and maybe even sabotage your competition to increase your chances of success. Who knows, you might just land yourself a “training contract” in our virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to make it to the top. Who knows, you might even end up feeling guilty for not correcting your virtual office mate’s mistakes, just like in real life. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

BipolarCraft: MoodSwing Mania!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the mood changes faster than a pig can oink! one minute you’re building a beautiful castle, the next you’re battling a horde of zombies with a carrot!

our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with twists and turns that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead?

we’ve uncovered brain areas that will make you question reality, and our response to pleasure is off the charts! forget boring old treatments, come to our server and let your brain run wild!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure that will leave you feeling like you have brain damage in the best way possible!

SlimeyCute Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience Puniru’s slimy cuteness in a whole new way!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Puniru himself appears in the game! He’s there to help you find the rarest ores and defeat any mobs that come your way. With his adorable slime powers, you’ll be unstoppable!

But that’s not all – Kotoro, Puniru’s trusty sidekick, will be by your side to provide backup and keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes. Together, you’ll embark on epic quests and build the most amazing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate anime-inspired Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this slimy fun!