InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

smp, life struggles, inner peace, self-empowerment, self-acceptance

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

MinecraftMisfortune

Unlucky, unlucky events, MinecraftMisfortune, unlucky day, unlucky moments

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

SoulForge SMP – Where forging friendships is harder than the PvP!

Harder, discord server, Versions, Plugin, Incredible

SOULFORGE SMP

Are you tired of looking for the Perfect SMP and feel like you’re unlucky?

Welcome to the SoulForge SMP! Here we have everything you could ever ask for!

Features

Feature	Description
Lifesteal plugin	We have a lifesteal plugin!
Friendly Players and Staff	We are always friendly and ready to assist you!
PVP	Sword Pvp is allowed and welcome here but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, Bed pvp are currently not allowed.
Crossplay and cracked	All platforms are accepted here at SoulForge, including cracked!

These are just some of the features on our SMP! Join now and start your incredible journey with SoulForge SMP!

Recommended Versions: 1.17x to 1.20x

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/PJ7exYXcCW

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I play on a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, SoulForge SMP accepts cracked versions of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any restrictions on PVP?

A: Sword PVP is allowed, but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, and Bed PVP are currently not allowed.

Q: How can I get assistance from staff?

A: The staff at SoulForge SMP are friendly and ready to assist you. You can reach out to them in-game or on the Discord server.

Unlucky Jail PVP Prison Netfail Noob-Friendly Stress Nostalgia 1.20.4

Minecraft, Prison, PvP, manage, thrilling PvP

Prosper Prison Server Overview

Feature	Description
Epic Prison Gameplay	Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System.
Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP	With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server.
PVP at its Finest	Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles on our server.
Supportive Community	Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable.
Creative Plots	Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.
Discord Community	Join our discord server, where we have a large community and a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.com.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server is non-p2w, providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Do you have open staff positions?

A: Yes, we are currently in need of staff to help manage the server. You can join and apply through our Discord server.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: You can join our Discord server where we have a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, we have unique features such as a Prestige System, virtual shop, auctionhouse, and more that enhance the player experience.

Cashnado Craft: Where Zero Inheritance Means Endless Fun!

Zero inheritance, Endless, Craft, family conflict, Cashnado

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to work hard for your inheritance? Well, look no further because on our server, there was a cashnado that wiped out all inheritance! That’s right, no more relying on your rich uncle’s fortune to get ahead in the game. Now you have to earn your diamonds the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting like a true warrior.

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing falling from the sky is cold hard cash (thanks to the cashnado, of course). Build your empire from the ground up, literally, as you navigate through a world where money doesn’t grow on trees – it falls from the sky in a whirlwind of chaos.

So come on down and join the fun on our server where the only thing guaranteed is that you won’t be getting any inheritance. But hey, who needs it when you’ve got a cashnado on your side?

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

losing streak, Trickery, Bad Luck, Deception, dishonesty

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

CREEPERS, self esteem, DATING, single, confidence boost

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

CraftyCraft Server

building, Adventure, java edition, Redstone, Roleplay

Welcome to the Minecraft Server!

Get ready to play on the best Minecraft server around. Join now and start your adventure!

mc.dancraft.net

Minetsii’s Realm

Survival

Minetsii Minecraft Server Information

Minetsii is a cool Minecraft server where you can play and have fun with your friends. Join now and start your adventure in the world of blocks and monsters!

Server Name: Minetsii

Let’s get mining and crafting together!

mc.minetsii.es

WrathPvP Legacy

6.., Silkspawners, Map Start Date, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer

WrathPvP

WrathPvP started in 2012. It’s an OG Faction PvP server that has been around for ages. After a break, it’s back in 2020 to bring back that classic factions vibe. They’re all about community and good times.

Server Info:

Minecraft Version: 1.15.2
Map Start Date: May 16th, 2020
Map Size: 6,000 x 6,000 All Worlds (3k Worldborder)

Features:

Player Shops
mcmmo
ClueScrolls
SilkSpawners
ObsidianDestroyer
More cool stuff coming soon!

Join WrathPvP for a blast from the past and a great time with the Minecraft fam.

play.wrathpvp.com