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BleachCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring animals? Well, look no further because our server has STUPID SEXY GOATS! That’s right, these goats are so sexy, they’ll make you question your own sexuality. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their tiny wings. Join us now for a wild ride filled with sexy goats and genius chickens, you won’t regret it! -
CraftyNikkeSMP – Minecraft SMP #2740
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!Join us for insane events like “Co-op: Blacksmith” where you have to craft weapons blindfolded or “Collab: Evangelion” where you have to fight giant mechs with nothing but a wooden sword!
Our special recruit this month is Anis: Sparkling Summer, because who doesn’t want a sparkly summer in Minecraft? And don’t forget about Helm: Aquamarine, perfect for those underwater adventures.
But wait, there’s more! We have costume passes like Tia: Lovely Date, Naga: Elegant Date, and Marciana: School Days. Dress up your character in the latest fashion trends and slay those creepers in style!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive codes for extra rewards. Use code TENHA for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe or maybe even a pet panda!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether. See you there, fellow adventurers!
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PartyPanic Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only invite the coolest kids in town! Just like the exclusive birthday party of OP’s son, we only want friends of friends here. If you’re not on the list, sorry, but you can’t sit with us!Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?
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MeatEaterMansion
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape crazy vegan rules like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with meat-eating freedom and no judgment for enjoying a juicy burger.On our server, you can build your own meat-loving paradise without any hardcore vegan dads breathing down your neck. Explore vast landscapes, mine for resources, and feast on all the meat you desire without worrying about upsetting anyone.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be your true carnivorous self without any restrictions. Say goodbye to vegan drama and hello to a world where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want. Come join us and let the meaty madness begin!
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EraserOfRegrets Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where you can erase all your regrets and mistakes by building over them with pixelated blocks! Forget about your embarrassing past and start fresh in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to a regret-free life in the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server out there! -
CraftyVoteDay
Tired of boring old Election Day? Join our Minecraft server and make every day Election Day! Vote for your favorite block to be president, build a campaign headquarters out of diamonds, and watch as creepers run for office (literally). Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where all the failed candidates go to plot their revenge. So why isn’t Election Day a holiday in the US? Because every day is a holiday on our server! Join now and let the madness begin! -
BlockyBulletBlues
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of living near gun violence and feeling like your quality of life is going down the drain? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and exploring!Imagine this: you’re chilling in your virtual world, building the sickest castle ever, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. But don’t worry, it’s just someone setting off fireworks to celebrate your epic build! No more worrying about real-life gun violence ruining your day.
Join our server and witness the most insane battles and explosions, all in the name of fun and creativity. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos that actually brings joy to your life? So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the stress of living near gun violence!
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Hexagonal Adventures: SMP, PvE, 1.21, Friendly-ish Community, Not-so-Custom Features, Mildly Challenging Dungeons, Player Economy
Minecraft Server Information
Bedrock & Java IP play.hexsmp.com Discord https://discord.gg/HexSMP Website https://hexsmp.com/ About Us
Welcome to HexSMP, where we’ve put a unique twist on the survival gamemode! This isn’t your average SMP server; we’ve reimagined Survival to offer an experience unlike any other. If you’re looking for something fresh and exciting, you’ve found the right place.
Community & Staff
At HexSMP, we pride ourselves on having a friendly and active community. We’re also looking to expand our team, so if you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to help shape the future of our server, consider applying for a staff position.
Features:
- Java & Bedrock Crossplay
- Custom enchants and items
- Unique jobs and custom menus
- Challenging dungeons to explore
- Exciting PvP battles
- AFK rewards for staying active
- Dynamic auctions and player shops
- 100+ more custom features
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions? Yes, our server supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock editions. Are there custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom enchants, items, jobs, dungeons, PvP battles, and more. How can I become a staff member? You can apply for a staff position by contacting our server administrators through Discord or our website. Are there active events on the server? Yes, we regularly host events and activities for our community members.