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Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5178
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	63	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	7222
Dragon Eggs Found:	6210	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3579	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	911
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!