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WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	668	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

But that’s not all – we have a target extraction coming up for [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. What mysteries will be revealed? Only one way to find out!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Potions Brewed:	60	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9708	Star Shards Collected:	126
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	3810	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	136	New Chunks Explored:	364980
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

Anime-free Zone: Stop Watching Anine Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Tired of watching anime all day? Well, it’s time to put down the remote and pick up your pickaxe on our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring cartoons when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures with your friends?

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes in town. We’ve got diamond armor that sparkles brighter than your future, and our villagers are so friendly they’ll trade you emeralds for your most useless junk.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So if you’re feeling brave enough to take on the legendary ghost of Minecraft, come join us and see if you can survive his spooky shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Stop watching anime and start crafting your own epic story on our Minecraft server. Who needs Naruto when you can be the hero of your own pixelated world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Masterpieces… and NSFW!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of FALLOUT, where you can explore new user guides, controlnets, animations, block merging, and so much more!

Our server is so comfy and easy to use, with Node-based ComfyUI and Automatic1111 making everything a breeze. Plus, we have Forge, SD.Next, Easy Diffusion, and all the tools you need to survive in this crazy world.

But that’s not all! Dive into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for those who like to live life on the edge.

And if you need a break from the chaos, check out our wiki, LoRa Training, tags for prompting, PonyXL information, embeddings, OP Pasta, and so much more. With related boards like /h/hdg, /e/sdg, /d/nai, /g/sdg, /aco/sdg, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, and /soc/ai+nude, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what adventures await you in the world of Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

VoteCraft: Because Creeper Presidents Need Your Support!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.