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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1247 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?
Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!