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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Void Armor Forged:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7346	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	1891

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8369
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	New Chunks Explored:	103958
Dragon Eggs Found:	1532	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

assailants, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Bodies, bondi junction, central west, Crafty, crime, investigation, memes, murder, News, POL, Police, Political, School, Server, Shenanigans, shipping container, shopping centre, Stabbing, Sydney, teenagers, violence, West

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9639
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	9783	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1413
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ores Mined:	9788	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!