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CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Towns Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	1254	Star Shards Collected:	300
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	4479	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Ores Mined:	4498	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3485

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

advice, bank account, BasementRejectorCraft, Charity, credit card debt, defining identity, family dynamics, family vacation, Fighting, financial issues, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, moving out, music teacher, opinion, parents basement, school payments, smoking weed, tracking phone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4

Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!

HateEats Minecraft Server

abhorrent, aversion, cuisine, Culinary, detest, disgust, DISLIKES, distaste, Flavors, Food, HateEats, loathe, Minecraft, nauseating, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revulsion, Server, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

BlockheadCraft

absurd rules, arbitrary rules, asinine rules, BlockheadCraft, company policies, dumb rules, foolish rules, idiotic rules, job mandates, job regulations, job restrictions, job rules, nonsensical rules, pointless rules, ridiculous rules, silly rules, stupid rules, unreasonable rules, work guidelines, workplace regulations., workplace rules

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Towns Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!

PostdictableCraft

Certainty, Events, Foresight, Future, Guessing, Happening, hindsight, occurrence, outcomes, postdictable, PostdictableCraft, predictable, Probability, realization, speculation, Surprise, uncertainty

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	3862	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE MAKE PREDICTABLE THINGS POSTDICTABLE! LIKE, YOU CAN PREDICT THAT YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST, BUT THEN YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!” WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BRO. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LIKE, SO RARE, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY EVERY TIME YOU FIND ONE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE UNPREDICTABLY POSTDICTABLE!