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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8962	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4265	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8669	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	8485	Enchantments Applied:	76
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	191
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8121
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!