unironically based – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

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PutinCraft: No Ukraine, Just Good Talks! Minecraft Server

Communication, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Good, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united states, world news, zelenskyy

so like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and have good talks with putin about how to dominate the minecraft world. we don’t talk to ukraine tho, cuz they keep griefing our builds. but zelenskyy better watch out, cuz we’re gonna escalate our criticism of him like trump escalates his tweets. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic minecraft battles!

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MapleCraftNavyWars

Allies, Canada, control, Defense, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, MapleCraftNavyWars, Maritime, Military, national defense, naval forces, navy commander, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, U.S.-controlled system, Warships

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got former navy commanders warning us about U.S.-controlled systems running Canada’s warships! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite?

But for real, you gotta join this server because we got all the wildest adventures waiting for you. Like, one time, we had a giant squid attack the spawn point and everyone had to band together to defeat it with diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was epic, bro!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair we discovered filled with treasure and traps. It was like something out of a movie, man. You never know what you’re gonna find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary hero of the server, taking on evil mobs and conquering epic quests. The sky’s the limit on this server, so what are you waiting for? Let’s do this!

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Pirate Party Zone

Adventure, Childhood, Cool, fascination, glorify, growing up, idolize, influence, Legends, Media, Myths, Party, Perception, Pirate, pirate life, pirate lore, Pirates, pop culture, Rebellion, ROMANTICIZE, society, swashbucklers, Zone

Ahoy there, mateys! Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can live out all your pirate dreams! ARRRR you ready for some swashbuckling adventures on the high seas? Well, look no further, because we have the perfect server for you!

Join us and sail the seven seas in search of buried treasure, fight off pesky skeletons and zombies, and build your own pirate ship to rule the waters! But that’s not all, me hearties! We also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered.

But beware, landlubbers! The server is also home to a mischievous group of parrots who love to steal shiny loot and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our pirate paradise today and let the adventures begin! Just remember, X marks the spot, but only the bravest and most daring pirates will be able to find the ultimate treasure hidden deep within the server. Yo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me!

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Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!

animal health, Birds, blocks, chemical exposure, contamination, ecological impact, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Environmental Science, Food, forever chemicals, health risks, humans, ingestion, Party, PFAS, Pollution, research study, toxic chemicals, Water, water quality, wildlife

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the birds be flying 180 times higher than before cuz they be chuggin’ PFAS ‘forever chemicals’ like it’s their job! We got birds doin’ backflips and humans turnin’ into bird people, all thanks to our magical server vibes. So come on over and get your dose of PFAS fun, guaranteed to make you fly higher than a bird on a sugar rush!

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Sunflower SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Custom Features, Economy, Explore, family friendly, Fun, glass bridge, item hunters, Kindness, minecraft server, Mini Games, No Griefing, No Raiding, no swearing, Parkour, pillars of fortune, pure fun, Semi Vanilla, squid game, Sunflower SMP, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla Experience

Welcome to SunflowerSMP!

Join our family-friendly community where kindness comes first! We offer a semi-vanilla experience with no griefing, no swearing, and no raiding—just pure fun and adventure.

Explore tons of custom features, including the Glass Bridge from Squid Game, Pillars of Fortune, Item Hunters, and much more!

Come build, explore, and thrive with us!

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Dreamy Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, attraction, Confidence, courtship, Crafters, DATING, dreamy, Expectations, Gender Roles, Girls, guys, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self improvement, self worth, social dynamics, societal norms, Standards, Stereotypes, traditional values

Join our Minecraft server and escape the cruel reality where only tall and handsome guys get the girls! On our server, all players are equal and you can attract a girl with your epic building skills instead of being a court jester. Embrace your natural charm and creativity in a world where everyone has a chance to find love, or at least a Minecraft buddy. Don’t let societal standards hold you back, join now and start building your way to romance!

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GriefCraft2021

acceptance, anger issues, break up, college dropout, Communication Issues, emotional dependency, GriefCraft2021, grieving a relationship, Guilt, long-distance relationship, moving on, panic attacks, partying, personal growth, readiness, relationship dynamics, self reflection, stress, Student Life, Support, time consuming

Are you tired of dealing with emotional baggage and drama in your relationships? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your real-life problems. Say goodbye to clingy partners and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends.

Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even have time to think about your ex and their issues. You’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to care!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and start a new chapter in your life filled with fun, adventure, and maybe even a few virtual romances along the way. Who needs real relationships when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

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ComfyCarbs Minecraft SMP

childhood favorites, comfort classics, comfort food, ComfyCarbs, culinary comforts, emotional eating, favorite dishes, feel-good foods, food cravings, go-to comfort foods, guilty pleasures, homemade meals, indulgent treats, late night snacks, Minecraft, nostalgic foods, satisfying eats, self-care meals, smp, soothing dishes, soul food, stress eating, warm and cozy meals

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a buffet of comfort food for your soul. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more mobs than a haunted house, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust me, you wanna be part of this epic adventure. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out, bro, join now and feast on the deliciousness of this server!

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DepressCraft – Build Your Way Out!

BUILD, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, Healing Process, healthy habits, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, overcoming depression, positive thinking, Professional help, recovery journey, seeking help, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of depression again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t help but smile.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and pigs fly through the sky. You’ll never be bored with our endless supply of mini-games, from spleef to parkour to a game where you have to tame a wild llama with nothing but a bucket of water and a dream.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is a good time.

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Zelenskyy’s Revenge Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your hard work!

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn named Sparkles. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your prize.

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we stick together like glue made from dragon tears and fairy dust. and if anyone tries to mess with us, we’ll unleash our army of rainbow-colored sheep to trample them into oblivion.

so come join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the llamas get restless and start a rebellion!

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