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Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	196	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Ursii Network

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Runes Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

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American Pizza Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Votes:	2882

Are you tired of boring old pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have American “pizza” that will blow your mind! Picture this: a block of cheese as the crust, topped with pixelated pepperoni and mushrooms. It’s a culinary masterpiece in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Pizza Challenge. Whoever can defeat the Ender Dragon while only eating pizza in-game wins a lifetime supply of virtual toppings!

Join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember, on our server, the only thing cheesier than the pizza is the jokes in chat!

The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Texts4Days Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of your dad snooping through your texts like a nosy neighbor peeking through the curtains? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your privacy is respected! Our server is like a digital fortress where no parent can invade your virtual space.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your dad barging in and criticizing your architectural choices. On our server, you are the master of your domain, free to roam and create without any parental interference.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual phone with unlimited texting, so you can chat with your friends in peace without fear of prying eyes. Say goodbye to dad’s intrusive behavior and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can truly be yourself.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not personal information!

WeddingSnubNoBabysit

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	284
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things intimate and exclusive just like a “small” wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry – just like the story of a sister who didn’t invite her own flesh and blood to her wedding!

But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.

And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

CoolJobSucksCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Votes:	737
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Joe Knows is a seasoned marketing professional with over 10 years of experience in the industry. Known for his expertise in digital marketing, branding, and creative strategy, he has worked with a wide range of clients, from small businesses to Fortune 500 companies. Joe is a results-driven professional who is passionate about helping businesses grow and achieve their goals through innovative marketing solutions. In his free time, Joe enjoys staying active and exploring the great outdoors.

CraftTopia

1.12.x, 1.21.X, bank system, bedrock, Boss Pets, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, decoration, Economy, Elevators, Furniture, Home System, java, Magical Attacks, MCMMO, mobs, Mounts, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skill System, Store System, Survival, VIP system

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Available in Java and Bedrock versions 1.12.x-1.21.x On our server you will find a different RPG system. We have several new features!! – Skill System and Magical Attacks – Home System – Economy and Bank System – Store System and Elevators – Over 120+ New Mobs including Boss Pets and Mounts – VIP system – Cosmetics – Furniture for decoration – A GIANT RPG MAP focused only on PVP

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the Femezen Supremacy Edition! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden realm in Minecraft where the Femezen ruled supreme. These powerful beings were unlike anything they had ever seen before, with magical powers and a love for chaos. But instead of running away, the players decided to join forces with the Femezen and together, they conquered the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind. From presidential debates to spooky club gatherings, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Femezen Supremacy Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!