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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7653 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Crops Grown: | 4613 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?