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LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	532	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4095	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6520
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	858601
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mines Excavated:	4432
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO