LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	9261
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Love.XetaByte.ru

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

atmosphere, best, Brewery, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Factions, macaroniland, mailboxes, meets, pasta, Place, Platforms, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Writing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	22

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/not2b2t/">Minecraft Server</a>

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address (JAVA)	37.10.122.12:25984
IP Address (BEDROCK)	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord Server

Mac land is a survival server with a friendly and chaotic small community. The server has been running for a couple of months and features towns, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been running for a couple of months.

Q: What can I expect from the server?

A: A survival server with towns, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

Q: Is the community friendly?

A: Yes, the community is described as friendly yet chaotic.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit, and other random features implemented based on community requests.

Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Analysis, art, CATALOG, COMPOSITION, copied pic, Crafty, creativity, critique, discussion, Examination, Feedback, inspiration, Interpretation, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, photography, review, Server, thoughtful, thoughtful response

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	9134	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, serious answers only…just kidding, bring on the memes and chaos!

The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, dark secrets, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Miuna, murder, Mystery, No. 271095895, noob, puzzling, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Towns Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	2902	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoFavorNoAskMC

common courtesy, Communication, favor asking, favoritism, Favors, favors for friends, friendship, grown men, indirect favors, Manners, NoFavorNoAskMC, personal boundaries, shy behavior, social anxiety, social etiquette, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Tennis

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ores Mined:	3843

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

TimeTravelBuddy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9183	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6092	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

DemocraftUnderminerz

Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy building, democracy promotion, democracy support, DemocraftUnderminerz, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, georgia, Georgian officials, government corruption, government officials, international relations, political interference, Politics, sanctions, sanctions policy, undermining democracy, united states, us foreign policy, US sanctions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

2016, APPEAL, Apprentice, Businessman, Celebrity, Crafty, election, entertainment media, favorable impression, image, Media influence, negotiator, negotiators, neutral, political consequences, Politics, reality tv, savvy, Successful, The Apprentice, trump, Viewers, voters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1459	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

activities, bedrock, building, Community, console, CREEPERS, Discord, environmentally, Events, Friend, Friendly, GreenCraft, GreenCraftSMP, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Version, Wars

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations
🎮 Cross-Platform
🤺 Minigames
⭐ Events
🗺️ Collectable Maps
😶‍🌫️ Land claims
🗳️ Community feedback

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join GreenCraft SMP?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
Are there frequent events on the server?	Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP?	The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
Can I play minigames on the server?	Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
How can I get collectable map art?	You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

Crafty Behavior Minecraft Server

Acting, AUTHORITY, Behavior, best behaviour, conformity, control, Crafty, Human nature, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, mother nature, power dynamics, power struggle, Rebellion, Rule The World, Server, social norms, society, turn your back, world domination

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9737

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will challenge you to dance-offs and if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow colored fireworks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and ride around on motorcycles made out of bamboo. They’ll challenge you to races through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. And if you manage to beat them, you’ll earn the title of “Honorary Panda Biker” and get your very own leather jacket with a custom patch.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our faction of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all the other mobs in the server. They have a secret base hidden in a giant chicken statue where they plan their attacks using advanced egg-launching technology.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Remember, on this server, everybody wants to rule the world…or at least have a good laugh trying!

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