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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Items Found:	2313	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6043	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	8283
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	664649
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6313	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
New Chunks Explored:	917810	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	3146	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	138	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9540	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!