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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode and basic building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the far reaches of the map in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Join his loyal subjects in epic potato battles and potato building contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5074
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	7458	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	1782	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Star Shards Collected:	79
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	141	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
New Chunks Explored:	527185	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	193	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3905	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	4634	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!