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UnicornFartsCraft: Where Dreams Come True (But Not Really)

beyond grasp, desire, dreams, ELUSIVE, envy, have, impossible dream, long trail, longing, Never, out of reach, this.., True, unachievable, unattainable, unattainable dream, UnicornFartsCraft, unobtainable, unreachable, Will, Wishful thinking, yearning, you

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, you will NEVER have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands against the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-less Diamond Mine, where players can spend hours digging for diamonds that don’t exist. It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love a good treasure hunt (even if there’s no treasure to be found).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to cuddle? That’s right, every night you’ll hear his ghostly hiss as he tries to sneak up on you for a spooky embrace. It’s like a jump scare and a hug all in one!

So come join us on our server where you will never have this, because who needs things anyway? It’s all about the experience, and we guarantee you’ll have a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there.

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7909
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Items Found:	2454
New Chunks Explored:	851254	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	122
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	8929
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Potions Brewed:	165	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	1972	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!