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CraftyLanguageDNA

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3606	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Magic Items Found:	1726
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	7006	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	923	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ores Mined:	7395
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

BritCraft, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5210	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!