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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1208 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 1908 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.