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  • HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

    HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 8324
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

    And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Love Den

    Pixel Love Den
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8866
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • BlastCraft Minecraft Server

    BlastCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8077
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Runes Activated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up stuff like HIMARS strikes target Russian bridges and military equipment in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Let’s goooooo!

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  • JoblessKoreansCraft

    JoblessKoreansCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3761
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

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  • WildlifeWars2070

    WildlifeWars2070
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1563
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

    you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

    we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

    so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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  • Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

    Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6577
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 9541
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Draconicraft SMP
    SMP Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

    Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

    We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

    FAQ:

    What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

    Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

    What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

    • Anti Ender Dragon Grief
    • Anti Enderman Grief
    • Bundles!
    • Custom Armor Statues
    • Custom Nether Portals
    • More Mob Heads
    • Mini Blocks
    • Multiplayer Sleep
    • Player Head Drops
    • Silence Mobs
    • Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

    How can I get more information and join the server?

    Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

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  • Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

    Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9915
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Potions Brewed: 157
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

    And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9700
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 New Chunks Explored: 397080
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

    Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

    But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

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  • Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9469
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

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  • ShaveOrNoKissMC

    ShaveOrNoKissMC
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 1195
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 8204
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Potions Brewed: 158

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

    Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

    We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

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