Unhappy Minecraft Servers

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  • GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

    GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

    But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

    The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DrewCraft: Where AEW’s Roster Mines for Gold!

    DrewCraft: Where AEW’s Roster Mines for Gold!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cut anyone you want in the PvP arena! That’s right, no more holding back – unleash your inner warrior and show no mercy to your enemies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the weather with their magical powers. Join forces with them and you’ll never have to worry about rain ruining your crops again.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for gold. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered beast and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch your back in the PvP arena – you never know who might be coming for you next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

    LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ninakeks’ Epic Minecraft Mishaps

    Ninakeks’ Epic Minecraft Mishaps

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with friendly creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman Minecraft skills and be able to build a house out of nothing but air blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SadCraft: Where Creepers Make You Cry

    SadCraft: Where Creepers Make You Cry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like crying? Well, have no fear because our server is here to turn those frowns upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers! Trust us, you won’t be feeling sad on this server – you’ll be too busy laughing your blocky butt off! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stratix SMP

    Stratix SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Stratix SMP (minecraft 1.21.3)

    Embark on an unforgettable journey in the Stratix SMP server, where creativity meets community! With engaging gameplay mechanics, and a thriving player-driven economy, .Stratix offers an experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Survival SMP: Explore a pregenerated world, build your empire, and claim your territory. Player Economy: Trade, sell, and grow your wealth with our dynamic economy system. Active Community: Join forces or compete with players in a welcoming and engaging environment. Custom Items: Free and acquirable through gameplay

    We are currently in development stage, and we are currently looking for more players who are willing to play on the server! minecraft version: 1.21.3 Server IP: 23.129.100.132 Discord: discord.gg/yhAAC2TVHm

    23.129.100.132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WhimsiWoods

    WhimsiWoods

    New Minecraft Servers

    WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

    We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

    Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

    play.whimsiwoods.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

    Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

    Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your jealous friends.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to impress your fellow players.

    So why does this series cause so much eternal seethe on /v/? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP