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Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Lovely Dovey Minecraft Server

Affection, Communication, Connection, Digital, dovey, emotions, HARD, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, love, Lovely, Minecraft, ONLINE, person, relationships, romance, Screen, Server, shame, shutin, Technology, virtual

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of being a lovey dovey shut-in? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your lovey dovey side shine as you build, mine, and craft your way to virtual happiness. Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the pixels of our server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lovey dovey adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate waiting for you in the virtual sunset.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	615	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	165
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against a horde of zombie villagers led by a chicken riding a pig, or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a towering Ender Dragon made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare loot, guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing enchanted armor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments that will leave you laughing for days!

Rede Hyper

Faction, Factions, Friends, MCMMO, Missions, Mysteries, PvP, Raiding, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	688	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

An incredible faction server full of mysteries and missions and it’s best when it’s with friends!

mc.redehyper.pro:33367

End of Evangelion Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Animals Bred:	174

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your mind like the ending of Evangelion? Join us on this server where you can build your own NERV headquarters and pilot your own giant mechs to battle against creepy Minecraft monsters!

Just like the mind-bending plot twists in Evangelion, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat with insane challenges and quests. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocks and crafting.

And just like how our player was able to see EoE in a theater full of Eva fans, you too can join a community of like-minded gamers who share your love for both Minecraft and anime. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Minecraft SMP – / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchantments Applied:	203
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We have EasyDiffusion, Metastable, and SwarmUI to make your Minecraft experience more mind-blowing than ever before. And if you want to take it up a notch, try out Forge, ComfyUI, or SD.Next for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

But wait, there’s more! Use a VAE if your images look washed out because we care about your visual experience in this pixelated world. And don’t forget to check out our SD 3.5 info and download links to level up your gameplay.

Join us for insane adventures, outrageous builds, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!

Atarwn space | Minecraft server

Adventure, Atarwn space, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Space, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1169	Epic Battles Fought:	19

217.196.101.218

No QT Asian GF Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in Minecraft and not having a cute Asian girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a chance to find your very own qt Asian gfd gf who will build you a house made entirely out of pink wool and cook you virtual sushi every night. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place!

FloodedVacation Minecraft SMP

city, clothes, Drugs, feeling, Flood, FloodedVacation, Food, Girlfriend, Job, Loser, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Overpriced, playing cs2, Problems, smoking weed, smp, Struggling, Therapist, Therapy, useless, vacation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a loser? Do you need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you forget all about your problems.

Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!

WillaCraft

Discord, Friends, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WillaCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

A new vanilla survival server. Come join our discord too! Join us if you want a completely vanilla experience with others and make friends.

172.240.12.97:25582

/BuildCraft/ – PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Zombie Dances:	3	Votes:	134
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Nerissa’s Birthday Party Collab on Thursday at 8PM, where we’ll be building a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and obsidian!

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for all our players. Introducing the 1st orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, a song that will have you mining and crafting like never before. And don’t miss out on our 3D Debut, where we’ll be showcasing our pixelated dance moves in stunning 3D graphics.

Check out our Youtube channel for all the latest videos of our epic adventures, from battling creepers to building sky-high castles. And be sure to grab some merch from our online store, featuring Fuwawa and Mococo-themed items that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Join us for some /baubau/-related content, including baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of all our favorite VTL team members. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!