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Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3676	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Farms Harvested:	795	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4907	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1462	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!