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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8820 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4248 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
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