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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8723 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Mines Excavated: | 1000 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?