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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5110 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 263 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!