unembellished – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

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PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, backyard expansion, basement parties, calling the cops, cars parked, disruptive neighbors, elaborate bar, fake cameras, gaga ball pit, loud music, loud parties, Minecraft, neighborhood disturbance, noisy neighbors, party goers, party neighbors, partying behavior, police calls, police intervention, project X style party, Server, weekend parties

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the neighbors throw wild parties that put Project X to shame! Join us for a chance to witness gaga ball pits, elaborate bars, and 200 party-goers all in one backyard. And don’t worry, the cops are always on speed dial for when things get too rowdy.

Set up your own surveillance cameras to keep an eye on the shenanigans next door, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the mysterious above-ground lights that never seem to turn on. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll witness on our server – just make sure to watch out for those fake cameras, they’re everywhere!

So come on over and join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe call the cops if things get out of hand. Just don’t park in front of the driveway, or you might find yourself stuck in a virtual traffic jam!

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AutisticCraft: No party for you!

autistic stepdaughter, AutisticCraft, behavior issues, birthday celebrations, Birthday Party, children’s parties, communication challenges, coping with disappointment, emotional impact, exclusion, family dynamics, inclusive events, managing expectations, parental decisions, Party, prioritizing feelings, sibling relationships, social cues, special needs, stepfamily conflicts, understanding differences

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of prioritizing your feelings first, just like this mom prioritized her daughter’s birthday party over her stepdaughter’s feelings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to be the center of attention and have their special day celebrated without any unwanted tantrums or candle-blowing incidents.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real-life drama. Who needs family conflicts when you can have a blast building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players who understand the importance of putting yourself first?

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is the one you create in-game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SchoolOfCraft SMP

career readiness, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, learning, Life skills, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, problem solving, resilience, school curriculum, SchoolOfCraft, self-care, smp, study skills, Time management

Are you tired of boring old school lessons that never taught you anything useful? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We offer classes in advanced creeper dodging, llama taming, and even underwater basket weaving (because you never know when that skill will come in handy). Join us for a chance to learn the REAL important things in life and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft master. Who needs algebra when you can learn how to ride a pig into battle? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

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CraftyLoveMatch

acceptance, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLoveMatch, DATING, emotions, Expectations, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, introspection, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of dating in the real world and getting ghosted left and right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Why waste time swiping through dating apps when you can build a virtual relationship while constructing your dream castle together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie! Join our server now and let the pixelated romance begin!

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EmpowermentCraft: RiseAboveSexism

#endorsement, Attitudes, benevolent sexism, empowerment, EmpowermentCraft, feeling, gender dynamics, gender inequalities, Gender Roles, idealization, Intimate relationships, new study, power, Powerless, Psychology, Qualities, research, RiseAboveSexism, sexist attitudes, social norms, study, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical powers that can turn you into a powerful warrior! we have discovered that by playing on our server, women who feel powerless in real life can gain strength and confidence by defeating dragons and building amazing structures! our study shows that by embracing the power of minecraft, women can overcome feeling powerless and become the ultimate warriors in the virtual world! join us now and unleash your inner goddess on our server!

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Anarchy in the Skyblock- No rules, just mob-spawning chaos!

Anarchy, Chaos, Client, commands, Distant Horizons, Griefing, Hacks, MiniHUD, mobspawning, Modded, PvP, rules, seed map, Skyblock, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules or admins on the server.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports mods such as Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but game-breaking hacks are protected against.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83039028, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “TNT Tag with a Twist,” where players have to juggle flaming TNT blocks while riding on the back of a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here… but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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TrickPunk’s SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft Madness with CM Punk and Trick Williams

Alliance, cm punk, cm punk and trick williams, cm punk and trick williams linked up, collaboration, Dynamic duo, friendship, linked up, madness, Minecraft, mutual respect, Partnership, professional wrestling, punk, Shared goals, Shenanigans, smp, tag team, teamwork, Trick, trick williams, TrickPunks, united front, williams, wrestling, wrestling duo, wwe

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is where the legends collide. We’re talking about CM Punk and Trick Williams teaming up to create the most epic base you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve built a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and even a pet dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, a skydiving course that ends in a pool of jelly, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. Plus, every full moon, the server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon.

If you want to join in on the madness, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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BroDateBanterCraft

autism, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroDateBanterCraft, brunch date, Communication, decision, family, Friends, Future, hanging out, high functioning autism, INDEPENDENCE, parents, quality time, refusal, regret, relationships, Siblings, socialization, Understanding

Are you tired of your mom trying to ruin your brunch dates with your BF by insisting you bring your brother along? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no family members will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be.

Our server is the perfect place to hang out with friends, whether they’re busy in real life or not. Plus, we have a special area for players with high functioning autism to feel comfortable and included. No awkward family dynamics here!

So come join us for a brunch date like no other. Build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unlike refusing to bring your brother on a real-life date. 😉

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LuckySurvivorMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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