undesired traits Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	8754
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	52	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

DepressoCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyRoutineUpgrade

CraftyRoutineUpgrade, daily habits, daily rituals, daily routine, happiness habits, healthy habits, life improvement, lifestyle changes, mindset shift, personal growth, positive habits, positive impact, productivity boost, routine change, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small changes, stress reduction, Time management, wellness practices

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Potions Brewed:	150	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).

GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	72
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1478
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5966	Emeralds Found:	4633
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!