Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.
But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.
And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.