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Sword Selection Minecraft Server

choose death, choose life, choose the ball, Choose the sword, choose wisely, choose your path, come boy, destiny, family, fate, join me, join your mother, life or death, long tail, make a decision, Minecraft, selection, Server, sword, sword of choice, tags, understand my words

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Votes:	6358	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the choices are even higher! Will you choose the sword and join our fearless leader on a quest for glory and victory? Or will you choose the ball and face the wrath of your mother in the afterlife? The choice is yours, but be warned – there’s no turning back once you’ve made your decision.

Join us for thrilling adventures, epic battles, and insane stories that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will you choose life or death? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. See you in the game, if you dare!

AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SheepSaverCraft

Brain, brain damage, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Complications, deadly condition, disability, health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, megadose, research, Sepsis, sepsis treatment, septic patients, sheep studies, SheepSaverCraft, sodium ascorbate, tested on sheep, treatments

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

[1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

+18, 18server, Advanced Teleport, Community, Competitions, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Health Indicator, hermitcraft, InteractiveChat, Mobheads, Papermc, Playerheads, Playermarket, PlayerTimeTracker, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Crops Grown:	3492	Enchantments Applied:	272
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

mc.severation.net:26620

CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

CraftyManagerLies, discrimination, favoritism, Frustration, hiring process, job application, job competition, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job market challenges, job market disparities, job market trends, Job Opportunities, Job Search, Liars, managers, Minecraft, Résumé, Server, Summer, unemployment, unfairness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, guffaw, haha, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LaughCraft, Laughter, lmao, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, rofl, Server, Tag, viral

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	255
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	145	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

body shaming, disrespectful behavior., ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, future MIL, MIL drama, Minecraft, mother-in-law issues, rude comments, Server, wedding dress choice, wedding dress criticism, wedding dress decision, wedding dress opinions, wedding dress shopping, wedding dress shopping drama, wedding dress shopping experience, wedding dress shopping with MIL, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	3213	Ores Mined:	2525
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

BabyBlocksRUs

BabyBlocksRUs, co parenting, Communication, custody, decision, difficult situation, Divorce, emotions, ex husband, family, hurt, love, Marriage, medical appointments, moving on, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, self-care, separation, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Ores Mined:	6800	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5797
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3970	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 38-year-old woman’s relationship with her soon-to-be-ex-husband!

Imagine a server where you can experience the thrill of a rollercoaster romance, just like this couple who were together for 18 years but now find themselves on the brink of divorce. Will they make it work? Will they move on? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of a surprise pregnancy thrown into the mix, adding a whole new level of drama to the server. Will the husband be involved in the pregnancy appointments, or will the ex-wife shut him out? It’s a soap opera in Minecraft form!

Join now for a server experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and witness the craziness unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, goal-setting, life improvement, life transformation, Minecraft, personal development, self actualization, self development, self growth, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-achievement, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey, Server, skill acquisition., skill mastery, SkillzCraft, success mindset

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mastering the art of building is just the beginning! Imagine if you could instantly master any skill in the world – like the ability to ride a pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing “Baby Shark” backwards.

Join our server and you’ll unlock the power to build the most epic structures with just a flick of your wrist. From pixelated pyramids to gravity-defying castles, your creativity will know no bounds. And who knows, maybe mastering the skill of building in Minecraft will lead you to become the next great architect of the digital age.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to mastering the ultimate skill of blocky awesomeness!

PixelatedPanda’s Animal Adventure

Adventure, animal, Animals, choose, Consciousness, Curiosity, Empathy, Evolution, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Life, perspective, perspective shift, PixelatedPandas, Self Discovery, species, transformation, Understanding, why

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Ever wanted to know what it’s like to be a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of rainbow-colored grass? Or how about soaring through the skies as a fire-breathing dragon, terrorizing villages and hoarding all the diamonds you can find? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is filled with magical surprises around every corner, from hidden treasure chests overflowing with enchanted loot to secret portals that lead to dimensions where gravity doesn’t exist.

But that’s not all! Our community is made up of the craziest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, from mad scientists building giant roller coasters to fearless warriors battling hordes of zombie chickens. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you ever played on any other server.

Lindner’s 49-Euro Debate Server

49-euro ticket, 49Euro, affordability, debate, Economy, european union, German politics, germany, Government, Lindner, Lindners, political decision, Politics, price, public debate, public opinion, public policy, public services, public spending, public transportation, Server, ticket pricing, transportation cost

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

come join our epic minecraft server where the ticket price is 49 euros but we put it up for DEBATE like a political showdown! you can battle it out with other players in epic debates about the price of entry, it’s like a virtual parliament but with blocks and creepers! join now and show off your debating skills while building the most insane structures in the game! who needs germany when you can join us for some blocky fun!