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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6137 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!