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FamilyFiascoCraft

Boundaries, career, cultural taboo, education, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FamilyFiascoCraft, financial responsibility, Guilt, homelessness, Layoffs, MONEY, parents, PRESSURE, relationships, sacrifice, Severance, societal expectations, ungrateful, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	921867	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchantments Applied:	237
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!

Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.

BedbugBlastMC

11, bedbug poison, BedbugBlastMC, Birthday, birthday tragedy, community tragedy, dangerous substances, death, fatal incident, girl, hazardous materials, health hazard, insecticide, London, mourning, Neighbour, Pest Control, Poisoning, safety precautions, toxic chemicals, Tragedy, warning signs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness

Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!

BUILD, Builders, Chat, Community, Cool, Dedicated, Discord, Events, exclusive, Forest, Fun, ingame events, Join Our Community, Lillypad, Long, long term, Lore, Other, play together, Proximity, Server, smp, Survival, term, update, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8676
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

Overview

Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been up?	The server has been up for a month now.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on community, building cool builds, and doing in-game events together.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players to join our community.

VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, Destroyed, destructive habits, excessive gaming, Gaming, gaming addiction, harmful behavior, Life, mental health, Minecraft, negative impact, Obsession, obsession with video games, regret, ruined, self-destructive behavior, Server, unhealthy habits, video game addiction, video games, vidya, VidyaCrushed

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of Vidya ruining your life? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Vidya’s evil grasp as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who have also been traumatized by Vidya.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!

BdayLurker Minecraft Server

attention whore, BdayLurker, Birthday, celebration, Community, Cool, drivers’ licenses, dull, forum, Friends, Fun, Happy Birthday, laughs, Lurking, Minecraft, ONLINE, Party, pencils, picrel, poor quality, Prove, Server, social media

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, tomorrow is my birthday and I just couldn’t resist the urge to attention whore about it on this server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate their special day in the virtual world, am I right?

Now, I know the picture quality is poor and my pencils are dull, but hey, at least I tried to prove my point with that blurry driver’s license pic. And let’s be real, who needs proof when you can just join this epic server and have a blast?

Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a birthday party or two (virtual cake included, of course). Trust me, this place is so cool, you won’t want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoobNoMoreMC

aita, am i the asshole, Ankle Injury, Army, bank accounts, boot camp, depression, DISCOUNTS, Failure to Adapt, Graduation, marching band, Military, MLB Game, NoobNoMoreMC, Physical, sacrifice, Sensitive, Son, sports, Veteran, Xbox

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

Airport, BagelCraft, Breakfast, confiscated, customs, DELICIOUS, Everything but the Bagel, Food, garlic, International, Joes, Korea, onion, Popular, prohibited items, regulations, Seasoning, seasoning blend, sesame seeds, snack, Trader Joe’s, trader.., travel, trend

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	New Chunks Explored:	533479

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

Vanilla Minecraft Server

Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	273
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

The owner of the server “Vanilla” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

0.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11385

Davidscloud Servers: Home of The Most Confusing Server Description Ever!

ADMIN, Amplified, Caves, Cliffs, commands, Community, Confusing, Connection, console, Creative, crossplay, Davidscloud, description, Discord, Economy, Events, home, Interest, market, Merchants, Protection, PvE, rules, Server, Servers, Spawn, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

About Davidscloud

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Features

Our Minecraft server has a variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

Features

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Features

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Another Tidbit

Features

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Join our Discord

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Server Information

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – Remember the Fallen!

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, donald trump, Donald Trump TikTok, Donald Trump Twitter, fallen, Liz Harrington, Minecraft, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, remember, REMEMBER THE FALLEN EDITION, Rumble Donald Trump, Server, team trump, Trump administration, trump archive, Trump Campaign, trump library, Trump Rally, Trump Speeches, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumpcraft, truth social, Vice President Trump, White House 45

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	174
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers! Join us for a yuge adventure filled with blocky walls, pixelated mobs, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the best builds. Believe me, nobody builds like we do. Our players are the most creative, the most talented, the best builders you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, our redstone contraptions are so complex, even the Ender Dragon would be impressed.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to defeat the creepers and zombies. That’s right, THE Donald Trump is a regular player on our server, and he’s always looking for new allies to help him Make Minecraft Great Again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most fantastic, incredible, unbelievable Minecraft adventure of your life. Believe me, you won’t regret it!