🍆💦uncritiqued Minecraft Servers

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

CraftyLifeUpgrade, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habits, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive impact, positive thinking, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, Time management

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start following you around, offering to trade rare items for emeralds. Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous chickens stole all the diamonds from the local village and you had to embark on a quest to retrieve them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for singing opera. Join us and witness the most epic battle of high notes you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, your life will never be the same again!

BlockPartyCraft

Apart), BlockPartyCraft, common errors, common mistakes, confusion, education, English language, grammar, grammar rules, intended meaning, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, misspell, Spelling, vocabulary, word usage, Writing, writing tips

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is like a magical unicorn land mixed with a sprinkle of pixie dust and a dash of pure insanity.

picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.

so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ores Mined:	7817
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Towns Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2883
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9776	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Crazy uncritiqued Minecraft Servers

MethCraftMILKickout

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CreeperExGoneMad

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CraftyCreeperClan

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CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

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MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

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FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

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CraftyLifeUpgrade

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BlockPartyCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	927
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1100	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	184	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7