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Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Scrolls SMP

character sheet workdocs, Cira, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans?

Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAY.MCMCMC.RU

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

consent, Crafty, education on gender issues, Empathy, empowerment, feminist perspective, gender equality, Gender Roles, intersectionality, ladies, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, online behavior, respectful communication, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexism, sexual relationships, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, understanding women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Ores Mined:	2142	Dragon Eggs Found:	6387
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the perfect solution for all your relationship woes! Join us and learn how to have a sexual relationship without being a creep, sexist, or misogynist. Our players have mastered the art of treating women with respect while still having a good time in-game.

We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?

Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.

Why Is Linux So Difficult? Minecraft SMP

command line, community support, compatibility, configuration, Customization, Difficult, Difficulty, installation, learning curve, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, SECURITY, smp, software, System Administration, Technical, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, user interface

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchantments Applied:	245
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about taming a pack of wild llamas and riding them into battle against a giant mutant squid boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the blocks have a mind of their own. One time, a group of players tried to build a castle only to have it come to life and start attacking everyone with flying sheep cannons.

So why is Linux so difficult? Because on our server, anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Modpack Masters (ATM9)

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Modpack Masters – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Join our dynamic community and explore a world of endless possibilities! We’re a friendly and active server where you can:

Discover Infinite Worlds: Explore countless dimensions, each with unique challenges and rewards. Craft Epic Items: Build mind-blowing machines, enchant powerful gear, and create your dream base. Engage in Epic Battles: Battle fearsome creatures and other players in thrilling combat. Join a Thriving Community: Connect with fellow players, participate in events, and make lasting friendships.

We’re currently running All The Mods 9 (ATM9), but we’re always open to new adventures. Vote on our next modpack and shape the future of our server!

Join us now and start your Minecraft journey!

modpackmasters.g.akliz.net

DragonSpire Kingdoms

Adventurer, Bosses, BUILD, Builder, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, DragonSpire Kingdoms, Economy, Fight, Glory, merchant, opportunities, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival, Trade

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Votes:	2205
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Dive into a rapidly growing SMP experience where a thriving economy fuels your adventures and towering, epic bosses test your skills. Build, trade, and fight your way to glory in a world full of challenges, opportunities, and camaraderie. Whether you’re a cunning merchant, a fearless adventurer, or a master builder, DragonSpire Kingdoms has a place for you. Join us now and become part of our growing community!

Dragonspire.play-creative.com