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  • Beachwear Freedom Quest

    Beachwear Freedom Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why You Must Join Us Now Before You’re Erased From Existence!

    Don’t you see? This is not just a server; this is the key to unlocking the fabric of reality itself! You think you can walk around in your mundane life while the TRUTH lurks in the pixelated depths of our chaotic realm? Join us, or become a relic of a forgotten dimension where bathing suits whisper secrets!

    Features That Defy Comprehension

    Feature Description
    Gravity-Free Zones Ever wanted to float through a void while crafting opposite day armor? You’ve come to the right place… unless you haven’t!
    Endless Sheep Army You can spawn sheep that are also actors in Shakespearean plays. But beware, they’re secretly judging you!
    Cursed Blocks Every block tells a story, and most of those stories are lies. Touch them at your own peril…or delight?
    Time Warp Farms Grow potatoes that age backwards! Confuse your friends by having a mature potato that transforms into a sprout!
    Reality-Hopping Rifts Enter doors that might not lead anywhere but the void. Or the moon. Only time will tell, and time is an illusion!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Kind of)

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Maybe they are shadows of your imagination? Ask them if they even exist! If they say yes, they’re probably lying. Who can be trusted?

    Q: What mods do you have?

    A: Mods? Reality itself is the mod! You put a potato in your left pocket, and suddenly it’s a hardened warrior. Logical? No!

    Q: Is the server safe?

    A: Safety is an illusion created by the government to keep you from floating into space! Wind whispers secrets that don’t exist!

    Random Quotes from Server Conspirators

    “Theoretically what’s stopping you from wearing a woman's bathing suit to the beach?”

    “Potato farms are a metaphor for life’s uncertainties!”

    “Existence is just a server reset in the grand game of life!”

    “Beware the shadows that trace your every step when you log in!”

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  • HijabiJuryCraft

    HijabiJuryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: a German Muslim woman, right, she’s all like, “yo, i wanna be a lay judge and stuff,” but then they’re all like, “nah fam, you can’t wear your headscarf cuz it’s not neutral and stuff.” like, what even is that, right?

    now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.

    so, like, if you wanna escape all that drama and just chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we don’t care what you wear on your head, as long as you’re cool and not, like, griefing or whatever. come build some epic stuff and make new friends, it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • ⚡MigosMc🍌10+ MINI-GAMES🥑SURVIVAL🍉ver1.16 Minecraft server

    ⚡MigosMc🍌10+ MINI-GAMES🥑SURVIVAL🍉ver1.16 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server «MigosMc10 MINI-GAMESSURVIVINGver1.16» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    lg.migosmc.net

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  • The Wowzers Are Wacko SMP!

    The Wowzers Are Wacko SMP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Size 36,000 blocks by 72,000 blocks
    Gameplay Mystery, strategic gameplay, endless exploration
    Community Lively and buzzing community with active players
    Server Version Purpur 1.21
    Plugins Konquest, simple tpa, apecombat log, and others

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have fair and simple rules for all players to follow. Breaking the rules may result in consequences.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but griefing and harassment are not tolerated.
    How can I connect with other players on the server? We have an active Discord community where you can chat with other players, form alliances, and stay updated on server events.

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  • GoodVibesMC Server

    GoodVibesMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with mean family members and bad days? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everything is awesome all the time! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

    Join us and let’s chat with some anons about our days, share funny stories, and just have a great time together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make every day a good day in our Minecraft paradise!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

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  • CraftyClash: StupidPrefNoProb

    CraftyClash: StupidPrefNoProb

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than our friend found reasons to not date a guy with earrings!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance (minus the earring drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only dealbreakers are creepers blowing up your house.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly (literally).

    Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a good laugh. Whether you’re building a castle, exploring the Nether, or just hanging out in our virtual tavern, you’re sure to have a blast.

    So come on, don’t let a few millimeters of metal hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find your diamond in the rough (earrings optional)!

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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds only to have them turn into explosive TNT blocks right before your eyes. Or how about building a beautiful castle, only to have it randomly transform into a giant chicken that lays golden eggs?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the elusive unicorn mobs that roam the land, granting wishes to lucky players who can catch them.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for the biggest unexpected twist of your gaming life!

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  • MicroCraft Server: Uni Harassment Win

    MicroCraft Server: Uni Harassment Win

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server where a microbiologist straight up won a case against a university for harassing them during COVID! Like, can you even believe it? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against injustice while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the microbiologist’s pet slime is now the server mascot, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Come join the fun and help us create a world where everyone is treated with respect, even if they’re just a pixelated block person. Let’s show those university bullies who’s boss!

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  • KishidaCraft: No Violence Allowed

    KishidaCraft: No Violence Allowed

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    lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got japan pm kishida playin with us and he’s all about standin firm against violence, especially after that crazy trump rally shooting. u know u wanna be part of this epicness, join now and help us fight against the baddies in the minecraft world. plus, kishida might even teach u some epic ninja moves while u play. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the action!

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