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Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ores Mined:	4957
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

1.21, ADD, Apart), Builds, Community, Discord, Help, ihben, Included, interested, Join, looking, Lucky, maybe, Minecraft, more, Players, SC_OFF, Server, Shops, smp, sprinkle, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Animals Bred:	121
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mines Excavated:	3622
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4125	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crops Grown:	8258
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Star Shards Collected:	242

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

Account.., alive and dead cat, Amazon, Austrian physicist, cat in a box, Paradox, philosophical paradox, physics experiment, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger, Schrödingers, scientific thought experiment, scientist, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	93	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	250
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!