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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

anger issues, body count, Choices, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, double standards, emotional baggage, fat virgin woman, hot stacy, hypothetical scenarios, judgment, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal values, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, Server, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, VIRGINITY, would you rather

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, Costs, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, half siblings, in-laws, INTIMATE, Invitation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Server, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping things small and intimate? Look no further than our server! Just like this bride, we believe in only inviting those closest to us – no random half-siblings allowed!

Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).

And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!

CakeWars – SisterStealer

Apology, BETRAYAL, birthday cake, birthday celebration, cakewars, close relationship, communication breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gaslighting, insensitivity, mental health, overreacting, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterStealer, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

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Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost

aid, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense budget, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european allies, european union, extra funding, financial support, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, security assistance, Ukraine

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so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!

BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

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Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

Jujutsu Society’s Savior Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is THE ONE! Forget about chapter 270271, because on our server, you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find THE ONE diamond block that will bring you ultimate power and riches!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	197413
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Towns Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ores Mined:	8043
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Potions Brewed:	185
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4296
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2119
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Towns Built:	7

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	493516	Emeralds Found:	3274
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	191
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	9

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