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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5312
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3235	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	132
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Void Gems Collected:	39

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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