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JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4013	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	6680	Runes Activated:	3

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

belongings, buy fire insurance, cancel insurance, Crafty, disaster preparedness, emergency planning, financial loss, fire damage, fire is likely, fire prevention, fire protection, home insurance, insurance company, insurance coverage, insurance policy, Kid, Land, lava, lose home, Personal, property insurance, risk management, Safety Measures

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

aita, emetophobia, family communication, family dynamics, food poisoning, GermWorriesMC, health anxiety, health awareness, health concerns, health freak, health precautions, hygiene, Illness, illness prevention, norovirus, Proper hygiene, sibling relationships, sick family members, SickCraftFam, stomach illness, winter illnesses

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

critical analysis, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, education, Evidence, facts, false facts, History, knowledge, learning, lifelong learning, misconceptions, Misinformation, MythBustedInMinecraftSMP, Myths, Questioning, research, School, Science, skepticism, Truth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

BlockPartyNSFW

adult content, adult entertainment, BlockPartyNSFW, content creators, fan encounters, fan interaction, fan interactions, fan reactions, nsfw community, nsfw content, nsfw creators, nsfw fans, nsfw industry, online creators, online followers, online presence, social media, social media interactions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a strict “no boring allowed” policy, which means every player must be ready to bring the fun 24/7.

Join our server and you might just run into a celebrity! That’s right, we have famous Minecraft YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and even a few Hollywood actors who love to play on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? The sky’s the limit on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.