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UglyBob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens or getting pranked with exploding sheep.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Complicated SIMP server: Only slightly tainted with vanilla flavor 1.21.1

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3275
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server – just be respectful to others and enjoy your survival experience.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled, but it’s up to you whether you want to engage in it or not.
Can I join the server with my friends?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on Simple SMP.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	No, there is no limit to how long you can play. Feel free to stay on and enjoy the world as long as you like.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7898	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1146	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Because rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive that players have actually fallen in love with their pixelated counterparts. Yes, you heard that right! Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs in the town square. Chaos ensued, but it was the most epic battle our server has ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see for yourself why players can’t resist the temptation to log on and play. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “Why do I think she wants to have sex with me?” (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually try to have virtual sex with other players, that’s just weird.)

Art Requestsss Minecraft SMP

art, art challenges., art community., art creativity, art development, art exploration., art improvement, Art inspiration, art learning, art practice, art progress, Art projects, art requests, art skills, art tips, artistic skills, creative requests, drawing techniques, hair drawing, Minecraft, Requestsss, smp, squares

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you can request anything your heart desires, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with artists who have mastered the art of drawing squares and hair, so you know you’re in good hands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. From a player who tamed a pack of creepers to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your creativity run wild in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, Childhood, Communication, Dig, dont, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Straight.., time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Warning, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of talking to your 10-year-old self! We’ve got time-traveling portals that will take you back to your childhood where you can give yourself all the warnings and advice you wish you had back then. Just be careful not to create any time paradoxes or you might end up stuck in a loop of awkward conversations with mini-you. Trust us, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

YouthfulRegret – NowAddicted

10. Surprising actions, 11. Evolving mindset, 12. Lifestyle adjustments, 13. Overcoming stereotypes, 14. Breaking boundaries, 15. Embracing new experiences, 16. Challenging assumptions, 17. Shedding old beliefs, 18. Adapting to adulthood, 19. Reevaluating perspectives, 2. Changing habits, 20. Revisiting childhood expectations., 3. Adulting, 4. Unexpected behaviors, 5. Childhood beliefs, 6. personal growth, 7. Life changes, 8. self-reflection, 9. Maturing, growing up, NowAddicted, YouthfulRegret

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1014	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	5099
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	4534	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Remember when you were a kid and you swore you would never eat broccoli? Well, now you can’t get enough of it! Just like how you never thought you’d join a Minecraft server, but now you’re addicted to it like a creeper to TNT.

Join our server for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and befriend a pet zombie named Bob (he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him).

We have epic treasure hunts that will make you feel like Indiana Jones, crazy parkour courses that will test your skills, and secret underground dungeons filled with loot (and maybe a few skeletons, but don’t worry, they’re harmless).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

RaidCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, extremist group, Fatalities, injured, Isis, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mission, Operation, Raid, raidcraft, security forces, Server, special forces, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, US service members

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we out here slayin’ ISIS leaders left and right. Our players are so badass, they took down 4 of those suckers in a raid that left 7 US service members injured. But like, don’t worry, they’re tough cookies and they’ll be back in action in no time. Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we got diamond armor for days, so you’ll be lookin’ fly as hell while you’re kickin’ butt. Come join the fun, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

MinecraftMIGTransferKyiv

aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, discusses, eastern europe, fighter jets, fm, international relations, jets, kyiv, MIG 29, Military, military support, MinecraftMIGTransferKyiv, Polish, Possible.., SECURITY, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So, like, come join our amaze-balls Minecraft server, where the Polish FM in Kyiv is like, talking about sending MiG-29 jets to Ukraine! Can you imagine flying around in a MiG-29 in Minecraft?! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Plus, we have this crazy story where the MiG-29 jets are actually being used to transport magical unicorns to a secret unicorn island in the game. So, like, join now and be part of the unicorn jet squad! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

Fire Stopper Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Burning, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, conservation, Creation, Earth, ecological disaster, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, Fire, Fossil Fuels, future generations, global warming, History, Humanity, Minecraft, planet, renewable energy, Server, stopper, threat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

LOL join dis server cuz we got FIYAH! not like the bad kind that’s burning da planet, but da good kind dat keeps u warm at night. we got fire everywhere, like a firework show but all da time. u can build ur house out of fire if u want, cuz why not? we got firefighters on standby just in case things get outta hand, but don’t worry, they’re trained professionals. come join us and experience the heat of the hottest server around! 🔥🔥🔥

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	277

Rocket League Esports is the competitive gaming scene centered around the popular vehicular soccer video game, Rocket League. With fast-paced gameplay and a high skill ceiling, Rocket League Esports has gained a dedicated fanbase and professional circuit. Top teams and players compete in various tournaments and leagues organized by Psyonix, the game’s developer, as well as third-party organizers. Rocket League Esports has quickly risen in popularity since its inception and continues to grow with each passing year.

What are Minecraft servers like Unsorted Guy Minecraft ?

Adventure, BUILD, Catch’em all, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, join today, Modpack, multiplayer, Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Selections, Survival, Training, YouTuber

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Some servers similar to Unsorted Guy Minecraft include:

1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server that also offers a Pixelmon Modpack, allowing players to catch and train Pokemon in the world of Minecraft.

2. Skyblock – A server that challenges players to survive on a floating island and complete various challenges to progress.

3. Survival – A server that focuses on the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and fend off enemies.

4. Mini-games – Servers that offer a variety of mini-games for players to enjoy, such as parkour, PvP battles, and treasure hunts.

5. Creative – Servers that allow players to unleash their creativity and build amazing structures in a creative mode world.

These servers provide a similar experience to Unsorted Guy Minecraft and are worth checking out for players looking for new and exciting gameplay opportunities.

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