Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, archives, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., interactives, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, Switcheroos Edition, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Potions Brewed:	96
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

CraftyMom Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Apology, Behavior, communication problems, condescending, condoning, CraftyMom, cutting off, Daughters, DISRESPECTFUL, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, moody teen, mother-daughter relationship, mouthy, narcissistic ex, parenting, Server, single mother, Struggling, unkind

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	4093
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Etiquette, foster care, friendship, homeschooling, Hosting, inclusion, KidFree, Manners, MommyCraft, noob, parenting, patience, Playdate, Social Skills, socialization, special needs, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

IllegalMinecraftSMP

breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, daily illegal activities, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal customs, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal patterns, illegal practices, illegal routines, IllegalMinecraftSMP, illicit activities, law violations, lawless behavior, regular lawbreaking, unlawful actions, unlawful behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	1653

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	4016
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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