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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 107 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5761 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
