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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sham Pain Relief Server

    Sham Pain Relief Server

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    join dis epic minecraft server where we inject ur spine with magical potions for ultimate back pain relief!!! forget sham injections, we got da real deal here, fam. u gonna be walkin’ straight like a boss in no time. come join us and experience the most lit back pain treatment in all of minecraft land. trust us, ur back will thank u later. #spineinjectionsftw #backpainbegone #minecraftmagic

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ad Astoria RP

    Ad Astoria RP

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    Welcome to Astoria Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview

    Type Whitelisted, RP, Medieval-fantasy
    Features Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay
    Races Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
    Joining Apply on Discord, create a character based on lore

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Ad Astoria? We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server focusing on diplomacy and world-building.
    How do I join? Join our Discord, apply in #apply-here, submit a character in #character-submission.
    What are some features? Revive system, Dynmap Towny, Gold economy, Custom races, PvP timer, and more.

    Useful Links:

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eternal Odyssey 1.20.6

    Eternal Odyssey 1.20.6

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    Bro, forget about your coworker and join this Minecraft server instead!

    You won’t have to worry about awkward eye contact or office drama here.

    Just imagine building a giant statue of yourself and flexing on all the other players.

    Plus, you can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re your coworker’s eyes, but like, in a non-creepy way.

    Trust me, this server is way more fun than trying to decipher if your coworker actually wants to bang.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

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    Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

    But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BusBoom Minecraft Server

    BusBoom Minecraft Server

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    OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BOMB EXPLODING WITH FUN! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF SUSPECTED TERROR ATTACKS IN ISRAEL! WE GOT MULTIPLE BUSES EXPLODING IN TEL AVIV, IT’S LIT AF!

    JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ESCAPING EXPLOSIONS WHILE BUILDING YOUR OWN EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL MODE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HEART-POUNDING ACTION LIKE THIS?!

    COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE CHAOS! YOLO, AMIRITE?! 😂🔥🚌💥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UkraineCraft: Trump vs Putin

    UkraineCraft: Trump vs Putin

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    so, like, u know how world leaders r all, like, super important n stuff? well guess what, they all headin to this epic minecraft server in ukraine! why? cuz trump be all cozyin up to putin n they gotta settle things in a virtual world, ya know? join this server n u could be chillin with the big shots, buildin epic structures n maybe even negotiatin some peace treaties while u mine for diamonds. who knows, u might even become the next world leader of the minecraft realm! so come on, join us for some political shenanigans n epic minecraft adventures!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Virus Switch: Hep B Fun!

    Virus Switch: Hep B Fun!

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got a nucleosome switch that primes hepatitis B virus infection! I know, I know, sounds crazy but trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind! Imagine fighting off creepers while also battling hepatitis B virus in the game, like whaaat?! Plus, our server has the most epic PvP battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Galaxy Gaming Better MC

    Galaxy Gaming Better MC

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Name Galaxy Gaming BMC4 Server
    Modpack Better Minecraft (BMC4) with additional mods
    Discord Link Join our Discord server
    Server IP 216.201.72.65:26985

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

    A: Yes, everyone is welcome on our server, whether you’re a newcomer or a seasoned veteran!

    Q: What mods are included in the modpack for the server?

    A: We are playing Better Minecraft (BMC4) with additional mods to make the gameplay more interesting.

    Q: How can I join the Discord server?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

    Q: What can I expect when playing on the Galaxy Gaming server?

    A: You can expect a friendly community, exploration, and fun gameplay experiences with other players.

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  • Enchanted Oasis 1.20.5

    Enchanted Oasis 1.20.5

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    Join our Minecraft server where relationships are as confusing as a creeper in a minefield!

    Are you tired of real-life drama? Come to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

    On our server, you can explore the mysteries of love triangles and tangled relationships without any consequences. Will you be the hero who ends the relationship, or will you let the drama unfold?

    Don’t wait for that girl at work to make up her mind, come to our server where the only commitment you need is to have fun!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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