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ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Towns Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

3rd, abyss, BEARY CUTE BIRTHDAY EDITION, behind the scenes, CN supply, Confrontation, Crossover Concept Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, Interlude Preparations, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro, Server, Shattered Swords VN, Stars Derailed Trailer, tutorial video, v7.9

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Mines Excavated:	3968
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8514
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

Adventures, Boss Battles, chests, Clans, classic, Custom chests, Donations, Economy, epic boss battles, Events, Fly, Hardcore, Journey, log in, Minecraft, Mines, Mode, new, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rare books, resource extraction, Rewards, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, unique adventures, valuable rewards, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3079	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

mc.inferlife.org

Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2158	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

Community, controversial content, coom-based economy, creativity, Customization, digital content, Game, game design, game development, game industry, lewding, Minecraft, modding, Mods, player experience, player freedom, player-engagement, porn mods, Skyrim, smp, success, User-generated content, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	3172
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.

Email Sinking Minecraft Server

Battle tactics, Communication, email, email communication, email strategy, email tactics, email warfare, enemy fleet, enemy ship, enemy vessel, military communication, Military operations, Minecraft, naval battle, naval combat, naval operations, naval strategy, naval tactics, naval warfare, send email, Server, sink ship, Sinking, warfare strategy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2609	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Star Shards Collected:	122	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Ahoy mateys! Are you ready to set sail on the high seas and send some emails while sinking enemy ships? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate treacherous waters, battle fearsome pirates, and maybe even discover buried treasure (or at least some valuable loot)!

But the real kicker? You can actually send emails in-game to your enemies, taunting them as you sink their ships and steal their booty! Who knew that Minecraft could be so technologically advanced and pirate-y at the same time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the swashbuckling shenanigans begin! Just remember to watch out for that pesky Kraken… or is it just a player in a squid skin? You’ll never know until you join!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Carmillanon’s NTR captions, Cheat, cringy cuck, cuck, DarkNation’s NTR captions, general, horny cumdumpsters, impregnate, INFERIOR, Loyal, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, Netorare General, NTR, Satisfied, smp, sneed, Succubus dating guide, tease cucks, Tempted to Cheat, waifu for bulls, waifus, Wombs of the Gods archive, Working Hard for the Money edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the “Working Hard for the Money” edition where the only currency is drama and betrayal.

Previous players have reported insane stories of building alliances only to have them crumble in seconds, of finding secret bases filled with stolen diamonds, and of waifus and avatars being stolen right from under their noses.

But fear not, for in this server, anything goes! Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as she gets swept away by a bull, discover that your waifu has been secretly plotting against you all along, or simply enjoy the chaos as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft relationships.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle, a betrayal plot, or even a full-blown war over a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless on this wild and unpredictable server.