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CraftyLambda Minecraft Server

07th expansion, Anime, bernkastel, CraftyLambda, gameboard, golden witch, higurashi, lambdadelta, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Ryukishi07, Server, Thread, umineko, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, umineko when they cry, visual novel, witch of certainty, witch of the absolute, witch of the end, witch of the theatergoing, witches tea party

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mines Excavated:	4775
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Lambdadelta thread for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension made entirely of candy. They battled evil gingerbread men and rode unicorns made of cotton candy. It was a sugar rush like no other!

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where players can battle it out on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So come join us on Lambdadelta thread for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3764	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	6267

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ores Mined:	6904
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Void Gems Collected:	36

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Items Found:	5710	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	545865
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”